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I d Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses Die Cut Vinyl Sticker Window Cling or Magnet with Laminate Coating in Various Sizes
SKU: 1994
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Imagine adorning your laptop, water bottle, or car with a quirky, thought-provoking sticker that sparks conversations and adds a dash of whimsy to your daily routine. Our I'd Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses die cut vinyl sticker is here to satisfy your need for a unique and eye-catching accessory. Available in various sizes to suit your preference, this vinyl sticker boasts a UV laminate coating for added durability and a glossy finish that catches the light. Whether you opt for a 6-inch, 7-inch, 8-inch, or 9-inch size, you can trust that this sticker will adhere to your chosen surface without leaving residue. Plus, it's perfect for use on smooth surfaces, such as laptops, water bottles, or windows. As you gaze at the image, you'll notice the sticker's sleek design, with the words "I'd Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses" emblazoned in a playful, cursive script. The text is surrounded by a minimalist border, allowing the sticker's message to take center stage. Whether you're a fan of dark humor or enjoy collecting quirky collectibles, this die cut vinyl sticker is sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you choose to use it as a sticker, window cling, or even a magnet, this high-quality accessory is designed to withstand the rigors of daily use. So why settle for a bland, generic sticker when you can make a statement with our I'd Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses die cut vinyl sticker?
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What are Custom Bumper Stickers?
Custom bumper stickers are personalized adhesive labels designed for vehicles. They feature your custom text, images, or designs and are perfect for personal expression, business promotion, or special events.
UV Laminate Protection
Our bumper stickers come with UV laminate coating that protects against fading, scratching, and weathering. This ensures your design stays vibrant for 2-5 years even in harsh outdoor conditions.
Available Options:
- Stickers: Permanent adhesive for long-term use
- Window Clings: Removable, no adhesive residue
- Magnets: 20 mil thickness, easily removable
Perfect For:
- Personal expression and beliefs
- Business promotion and branding
- Special events and campaigns
- Gifts and commemorative items
Shipping Information
Free shipping on orders over CAD $40.00. Orders under this amount will have shipping calculated at checkout.
Processing Time
Most orders are processed within 1-3 business days. Custom designs may require additional time for approval.
Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be in original condition.
Quality Guarantee
If you're not satisfied with your order, contact us and we'll make it right.
